Small. Scrappy. A little unhinged.
A world-class marketing team, in gremlin form.
Feed us metrics. We'll turn them into customers.
Meet the Growth Gremlin. Fractional Head of Marketing for B2C, SMB, B2B2C, healthtech, AI, and SaaS startups. We're a real crew of humans, designers, writers, SEO/AEO nerds, and paid-media operators, using frontier AI tools to move faster and cost less. We start shipping websites, campaigns, and content on day one. Not "week six." Day one.
Your growth engine, fully staffed, already gnawing on the roadmap.
CMO
More than a decade of causing productive trouble at hyper-growth companies and venture-backed startups — from a blank Notion doc to steering nine-figure growth budgets.
Previously chewing on growth at
01 — The gap in your basement
The product's shipped. The growth isn't.
You know customers want the thing you built. What's missing is a repeatable way to find them, convince them, and hit the pipeline number your board keeps circling in red pen.
Hire a full-time VP and you're bleeding a quarter million before a single campaign ships. Hire a solo consultant and you get a beautiful strategy deck, then you still have to go hire the poor souls who'll actually build it.
The Gremlin slots into that gap and starts gnawing. Senior leader, founding marketer four times over, plus the crew who actually ship the work on any project without a full-time hire.
02 — Receipts (the gremlin keeps them)
Numbers, not vibes.
188%
average marketing ROI at Teladoc
$150M+
acquisition budget managed
20% MoM
new patient growth in virtual care for Carbon Health
0 → 1
5+ consumer brand built from scratch to profitability
300%
inbound lead growth at Hydreight
18–35%
CAC reductions, repeated across roles
Next step
Want to chase your numbers together?
Book a 20-minute scoping call. The Gremlin will pattern-match your product and numbers against the market and the campaigns behind them and tell you, honestly, whether it's the right fit.
03 — How the gremlin works
From first call to live campaigns, gremlin-fast.
01
Sniff-out call.
20 minutes. The Gremlin asks weird questions, you show us where it hurts, no pitch deck in sight.
02
The plan.
A clear scope, the right offer, and the exact gremlins who'll build it. Priced before you commit to a single thing.
03
Build and launch.
The Gremlin leads, the crew ships, results get measured in revenue — not slides.
04 — Summon the gremlin
Tell the Gremlin what you're building, and where it's stuck.
Twenty minutes, zero pitch. If it's a fit, you leave with a clear next step. If it isn't, you leave with actually-useful advice and the phone number of someone who is. Fair trade.