// menu of mischief
I break things so your growth doesn't have to.
Every gig kicks off the same way: a discovery call to sniff out what you actually need. From there, the Gremlin points you at one of these — or you pick and mix whatever you want from the pantry — then rolls in with the crew to make it real.
Everything the Gremlin (and crew) can ship. Mix, match, or take the lot.
Tick whatever you actually need. The Gremlin will scope it, price it, and tell you if you're missing anything obvious.
// your plate
0 of 14 picked
Tick a few things below and the Gremlin will tell you what fits.
The Gremlin parachutes in as your marketing leader and grabs the whole funnel by the horns: strategy, performance, brand, lifecycle, content, and the humans who run it. Built for founders who need a senior marketing brain in the room without the full-time VP price tag.
What lands on your doorstep: A sharp strategy, a team actually doing the work, and a leader who owns the revenue number.
A short, sharp, time-boxed sprint to drag a new product, brand, or market from blank page to live and kicking. The Gremlin has run this play more times than we can count, from launching consumer healthtech brands to lighting up brand-new US markets.
What lands on your doorstep: Positioning, channels, creative, and campaigns out in the wild, on a deadline that doesn't slip.
Paid acquisition built, tuned, and obsessively babysat until your CAC drops and your ROI is something you actually want to talk about. The Gremlin has steered $2M to $6M budgets and pulled a 188% average ROI in telehealth, with CAC cuts on repeat.
What lands on your doorstep: A performance machine humming across the channels that fit your model, with the numbers to back it up.
This is the cheat code. The Gremlin plus the crew show up as one tight, project-based unit and ship website, design, content, and paid ads together. You get a whole marketing department for the life of the project, not a strategy deck you then have to go hire against.
What lands on your doorstep: One team, led by the Gremlin, designing, writing, building, and running your marketing top to bottom.
Don't need the whole coven? Grab exactly the services you want off the pantry shelf and mix your own. SEO on its own, a website build plus paid ads, PR with a lifecycle overhaul, one-off design sprints, whatever. The Gremlin scopes it, the right crew rolls in, and you only pay for what you actually need.
What lands on your doorstep: A custom stack of services built to your problem, priced to your scope, shipped by the same crew as everything else.
// who the gremlin feeds on
Big, small, weird, regulated — if you're building something worth growing, we're in.
The scrappy operators who need a marketing brain and hands, without hiring a full team.
You've outgrown the freelancer patchwork. Time for a leader who can build the machine.
Healthtech, AI, B2B, B2B2C, social impact, mobility — pre-seed through Series D and beyond.
Enterprise teams that need a fractional operator to un-stick a launch, a market, or a squad.
// what the crew ships
Pick a slice or the whole buffet. Everything below is done in-house by the crew — no handoff, no "let me loop in my agency."
Positioning, ICP, channel mix, and the plan that actually says no to things.
Names, identity, voice, and the visual world your product deserves.
Design, build, ship, and keep it fast, ranked, and converting.
Technical, on-page, and content — ranking for the terms that actually pay.
Show up when ChatGPT, Perplexity, and Google's AI Overviews get asked.
Organic content, community management, and the DMs that turn into revenue.
Meta, Google, TikTok, LinkedIn — built, tuned, and babysat for CAC and ROI.
Programmatic, OOH, podcast, and direct-buy placements negotiated and trafficked end to end.
Story angles, press outreach, and podcast/newsletter placements that put you in front of the right rooms.
Ads, landing pages, decks, and brand systems that don't look like a template.
Long-form, short-form, video scripts, sales collateral — the words that move deals.
Broadcasts, nurtures, and the promo calendar that keeps inboxes happy.
Onboarding, retention, winback — the flows that make LTV go brrr.
Every service above runs with AI wired in, so you get more shipped for less.
A whole modern AI toolbox wired into how we write, design, test, analyze campaigns, and automate the boring bits. Translation: faster output, smaller invoice, same stupidly high bar.
// how the gremlin works
Four steps. No sales dance. No six-week discovery deck.
Every engagement runs the same little loop. Short, honest, and built so you know exactly what you're getting (and what it costs) before you commit to a single thing.
20 minutes on Zoom. The Gremlin asks the weird, specific questions most consultants skip — what's actually broken, what's already working, what's keeping you up at night. No pitch deck. If it's not a fit, we'll say so and point you somewhere better.
Within a few days you get a short scope: the offer that fits, the exact gremlins on the crew, the timeline, and the price. All of it in plain English. No mystery line items, no 'to be determined.' You say yes, no, or 'tweak this.'
The Gremlin and the crew get to work on day one. Websites, campaigns, content, paid ads — whatever the scope calls for. You get a shared workspace, weekly check-ins, and a Slack channel where things actually get answered.
Every sprint ends with the numbers that matter — CAC, pipeline, revenue, whichever ones we agreed to move. If something's not working, we say so and change it. If it is, we double down and keep the gremlins fed.
Causing mayhem in your funnel since day one.
The discovery call exists for exactly this. Tell the Gremlin where you're at, and we'll point you at the right fit (and tell you if it's not us).