// menu of mischief
I break things so your growth doesn't have to.
Every gig kicks off the same way: a discovery call to sniff out what you actually need. From there, Moiz points you at one of these (or a remix), then rolls in with the team to make it real.
Moiz parachutes in as your marketing leader and grabs the whole funnel by the horns: strategy, performance, brand, lifecycle, content, and the humans who run it. Built for founders who need a senior marketing brain in the room without the full-time VP price tag.
What lands on your doorstep: A sharp strategy, a team actually doing the work, and a leader who owns the revenue number.
A short, sharp, time-boxed sprint to drag a new product, brand, or market from blank page to live and kicking. Moiz has run this play more times than he can count, from launching consumer healthtech brands to lighting up brand-new US markets.
What lands on your doorstep: Positioning, channels, creative, and campaigns out in the wild, on a deadline that doesn't slip.
Paid acquisition built, tuned, and obsessively babysat until your CAC drops and your ROI is something you actually want to talk about. Moiz has steered $2M to $6M budgets and pulled a 188% average ROI in telehealth, with CAC cuts on repeat.
What lands on your doorstep: A performance machine humming across the channels that fit your model, with the numbers to back it up.
This is the cheat code. Moiz plus his crew show up as one tight, project-based unit and ship website, design, content, and paid ads together. You get a whole marketing department for the life of the project, not a strategy deck you then have to go hire against.
What lands on your doorstep: One team, led by Moiz, designing, writing, building, and running your marketing top to bottom.
Claude, ChatGPT, and the whole modern AI toolbox are wired into how we write, analyze campaigns, and automate the boring bits. Translation: faster output, smaller invoice, same stupidly high bar.
// how the gremlin works
Four steps. No sales dance. No six-week discovery deck.
Every engagement runs the same little loop. Short, honest, and built so you know exactly what you're getting (and what it costs) before you commit to a single thing.
30 minutes on Zoom. Moiz asks the weird, specific questions most consultants skip — what's actually broken, what's already working, what's keeping you up at night. No pitch deck. If it's not a fit, he'll say so and point you somewhere better.
Within a few days you get a short scope: the offer that fits, the exact gremlins on the crew, the timeline, and the price. All of it in plain English. No mystery line items, no 'to be determined.' You say yes, no, or 'tweak this.'
Moiz and the crew get to work on day one. Websites, campaigns, content, paid ads — whatever the scope calls for. You get a shared workspace, weekly check-ins, and a Slack channel where things actually get answered.
Every sprint ends with the numbers that matter — CAC, pipeline, revenue, whichever ones we agreed to move. If something's not working, we say so and change it. If it is, we double down and keep the gremlins fed.
Causing mayhem in your funnel since day one.
The discovery call exists for exactly this. Tell Moiz where you're at, and he'll point you at the right fit (and tell you if it's not him).